Your Brain is Crazy

The other day I was fooling around by saying random comments and then jokingly suggesting that one of my kids said it. My daughter Maddi said in response to my oddity: “Dad, you do know that your brain controls you? And, your brain is crazy!”

A Visit to the Optometrist

An 11-year-old boy came in to see my wife, Lindsey, who is an Optometrist on her second rotation. During the visit, Lindsey dilated his eyes to check their overall health. Upon shining the bright light into his eyes the young boy gasped, then exclaimed, “It’s God”.