It’s amazing how often our ears deceive us. Maddi while taking a shower: “I need the shampoo!” Laney overhearing the comment: “What? There’s poo in there?”

Mark: Be still my soul. Caledon: Who steal my soul?

Where was Jesus born?     -In the hostable

The other day I was fooling around by saying random comments and then jokingly suggesting that one of my kids said it. My daughter Maddi said in response to my oddity: “Dad, you do know that your brain controls you? And, your brain is crazy!”

As I entered the kitchen the other day I jokingly said, “Welcome to Miami!” My daughter, Maddi, responded, “Dad, its not your ‘Ami’. You have have to share.”

An 11-year-old boy came in to see my wife, Lindsey, who is an Optometrist on her second rotation. During the visit, Lindsey dilated his eyes to check their overall health. Upon shining the bright light into his eyes the young boy gasped, then exclaimed, “It’s God”.