I would like to submit my application for the position of Secretary of Defense Against Booers. As Secretary of Defense Against Booers I will ensure that swift and consistent justice is applied to all people who boo at inappropriate times. All those booing at inappropriate times shall face the consequences of a partial justice system,

For Your Consideration

We are all well aware that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the leading candidates for President of the United States, but please take a step back and consider another candidate, one who is better qualified to serve as our Commander-in-Chief.  His name is the Real Donald, and as the first and only person to

The Donald Campaign Message 04/10/2016

I saw the other day that the Feds (The Federal Reserve Board) which is made up of our brightest economists (3) and lawyers (2) and vacancies (2) have decided not to raise the federal interest rate.  Now, I was quite surprised in December, after not raising the rate during the financial crisis, they decided to

The Donald Campaign Message 04/03/2016

As March Madness concludes, the hopes, aspirations and plain old “good luck” (think Syracuse) of all the teams comes to an end.  There are only two teams left to enter the final match.  Which one will come out victorious? At the beginning of this campaign, there were 17 candidates who wanted to be the next

The Donald Campaign Message 03/27/2016

Throughout the country, “Inquiring Minds want to Know,” What in the World is happening around here.  Have you had people say, “I’ve never seen anything like this,”  This is the weirdest political year ever,” “Where is this country headed?” “ Well HELLO! Hang on to your hat! THE SKY ISN’T FALLING…………IT’S JUST SUSPENDED IN

The Donald Campaign Message 03/13/2016

Yep, that’s it! I finally figured out why we’re having so much trouble with this election year cycle. We’ve crossed the summit, we’ve reached the boiling point, we’ve eaten all of the Blue coated M & M’s, we’ve “fiddled why Rome burned”, Not familiar with this phrase? Well, here it comes….(According to a well-known expression,

The Donald Campaign Message 03/06/2016

Yes campaign staff, we have reached a milestone for the Presidential Election of 2016. The state caucuses and primaries are coming and going faster than bees around a hive. The number of  “Real Donald” supporters just keeps growing by quintuple digits. Massive amounts of Americans are looking for a better way to control the outbreak of “LARGE GOVERNMENT DISEASE.”