Yes campaign staff, we have reached a milestone for the Presidential Election of 2016. The state caucuses and primaries are coming and going faster than bees around a hive. The number of “Real Donald” supporters just keeps growing by quintuple digits. Massive amounts of Americans are looking for a better way to control the outbreak of “LARGE GOVERNMENT DISEASE.” These people want to see someone elected who believes that the small, 3 pound, 100,000,000,000 (100 billion) neuron organ that sits in the middle of our skull should be used to make good, practical decisions that will benefit the citizens of our land.
These decisions should lift our country out of debt, provide jobs for those on the dole, give us pride in our nation and prevent large swaths of the zika virus from overcoming our population. Payton Manning understands this, he is retiring. He is taking his 18 years of experience and money and riding off into the sunset never to be seen again. He will build a large plexiglass bubble around his home so that the “Zika carrying mosquito’s” can’t penetrate his sphere of influence. Now that’s a man who is practical.
Now here’s another practical patriot,We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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as Mark Twain said “I was very particular about the kind of job I wanted. I didn’t want to work. So, I went over to the Congress, that Grand Old Benevolent National Asylum for the Helpless, and I reported on the inmates there.”
The problem is that last time Congress convened, this was what the whole blame opening session looked and sounded like:
The country and congress needs leadership, someone who takes control, is decisive and leads us to victory.
Watch out America, here comes “The Real Donald”
Vote Soon 
